February 2012
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nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
blainesbonerinkurtsasshole:
Season 6 of Glee:
“I am the only openly straight kid in my school”
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13 Year Old Jada Williams Persecuted by the... →
You are amazing.
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I just remembered that time last week when my brother got his hands on the New Testament in English. And he was turning the pages, muttering to himself “Matthew…Mark…Luke…John…” and then suddenly he looked at me and asked: “Acts? Who was Acts?”
And I very nearly said St Actonius but I knew he’d believe that so I walked away without a comment.
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godsdragongirl replied to your post: So I just woke up from a dream in which I was…
I read that as “baking a potato for people in prison”. Either way, very considerate of you.
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unlockaflockofwords:
Words to keep inside your pocket:
Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.
Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful.
Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound.
Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling.
Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like.
Aubade - a song greeting the dawn.
Ephemeral - lasting a very short time.
Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal.
Euphonious...
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deadasdisco:
Dear heterosexuals,
Please stop pretending you know what is best for the gay community re:John/Joan Watson.
It is not erasing a gay relationship if they are not in a relationship.
And despite what you might think in fanon, they are not canonically or explicitly in a relationship.
If we got another set of white bros playing Sherlock and John, they still would not have been in a...
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So I just woke up from a dream in which I was breaking people out of prison and listening to Cabin Pressure while lying in my bed.
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Our Diogenes Club Dialogue-Only Fanfic.
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godsdragongirl:
Sebastian wiped the blood from his temple in a quick motion, refusing to turn around.
“You’re supposed to be dead,” he said, all rough and barbed.
“Sorry to disappoint,” replied Moriarty in a tone that made it clear he was not sorry at all. “It wasn’t for me. Death is boring.”
Idiot.
“Yeah, well,” Sebastian watched his blood drip into the sink as he leaned over it. “So is...
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manosukestoned420:
omfg i told my little brother that using the word “homo” as an insult isnt nice and noW HES ON XBOX LIVE AND HE KEEPS YELLING “YOU FREAKING HETEROSEXUALS” OMFG
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Why do I keep looking at the Elementary tag?
palaceoffunk:
There seems to be this recurring complaint along the lines of “of course since it’s *American* they only made Watson a woman to reduce her to a love interest for sexual tension!”
Uh.
Did we all collectively forget about Irene “Confident Sex Worker Lesbian Until She’s Defeated By Her Feelings for a Dude” Adler?
Let’s not pretend America has a monopoly of questionable and...
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