two sides of the same chicken: Archive

jadebee:

pancakeghost:

I was just thinking.

The way I am with Hayden on Tumblr is totally different from the way we act on AIM.

So… what will it be like when we actually meet…

guys that will be insane

Oh yes. That’s my thinking with my bff Quarry. IMing vs Tumblr vs comment chats… they TOTALLY CHANGE. I tell you the world won’t be able to handle it when we gals are able to meet each other in person.

I mean, Hayden and I’s first PHONE CALL was spechal in itself, lawl. Definately unique… but can I say doesn’t it mean something if during your first phone call you talk about death? XD

Either way…. meeting in person….

Hahahha yessss.

And omigosh Elle, love, can’t wait to meet you, you’re the most adorable person in the whole of creation.

And dude what is it with us all and death. Linds and I once just exchanged photos of cemetaries in our towns the way normal people exchange photos of their pets.

Nov 30, 2011

So by the end of next semester, I'll be finishing college with a grand total of 121 credits

theladyem:

….

121

….

I swear. This number follows me.

(backstory: NaNo 2008 I wrote my first ~~bad draft~~ book- Ripper Renaissance (Just saying Ripper is easier to say though). NaNoWriMo tends to bring random things into the story like characters that you didn’t know where going to be there until they walked into the room. One of the things the spontaneous nature of NaNoWriMo brought me was 121. It’s the killer’s calling card. It is on anything and everything he has been messing with.

Ever since I wrote that book, that number has been freaking EVERYWHERE. I never saw it before, but now…. It kinda creeps me out a bit.)

OMIGOSH I LOVE THIS.

Scary! Yes, I like it a lot.

Nov 30, 201110 notes

#also the bits and mentions of your story i always see floating around seem very interesting

Nov 30, 201189,817 notes

#ah the movie that started my Beatles obsession #I knew them before and liked their music but then this happened to me when I was 16. #And I was lost forever.

Nov 30, 2011171 notes

#that movie though #so awesome

I was just thinking.

The way I am with Hayden on Tumblr is totally different from the way we act on AIM.

So… what will it be like when we actually meet…

guys that will be insane

Nov 30, 2011

#the horror

godsdragongirl:

Matteo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

MUAHAHHAHAA. DEATH TO ALL MOTORBIKES.

Nov 30, 20115 notes

#save your planes save your cars #Lenka's coming for them

I think I just created another villain for SoF.

godsdragongirl:

I think her and Avlon will be BFFs. Now I need to come up with a story for her and how she fits in.

Excitementtttt

Because clearly you don’t have ENOUGH villains already.

…okay, truth be told, there’s not a thing such as “enough” when it comes to villains.

So yessssss. Pretty. I approve.

Nov 30, 2011

Nov 30, 20115 notes

#all this because I asked if someone has a motorbike #motorbikes are source of all pain in mine and Hayden's friendship #*burns a pile of motorbikes*

I Hate You Then I Love You Celine Dion

wittyandcharming:

pancakeghost:

wittyandcharming:

Look, it’s Lenka’s love song to Hayden.

…you don’t mind at all that you killed me, do you.

*snort*

I love you more than air, Lindsey.

No you were supposed to say you love me too.

*forever alone*

Nov 30, 20119 notes

I Hate You Then I Love You Celine Dion

godsdragongirl:

wittyandcharming:

Look, it’s Lenka’s love song to Hayden.

IT BROUGHT TEARS TO ME EYES

NO. GO AWAY. TAKE YOUR MEDIOCRE CHARACTERS WITH YOU.

Nov 30, 20119 notes

#leave Olivia. #I liked her the best.

godsdragongirl:

pancakeghost:

tea leaves were my best friends

and they left me

those sons of tea trees

Give them to Rook, maybe he’ll see something in them.

*slaps knee and laughs hysterically*

*Rook glares from corner*

shut up.

I don’t like you. Either of you.

Nov 30, 20113 notes

I Hate You Then I Love You Celine Dion

wittyandcharming:

Look, it’s Lenka’s love song to Hayden.

…you don’t mind at all that you killed me, do you.

*snort*

I love you more than air, Lindsey.

Nov 30, 20119 notes

#SO DEAD

godsdragongirl:

pancakeghost:

theladyem:

pancakeghost:

theladyem:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

theladyem:

pancakeghost:

You guys. Does any of you have a character who rides a motorbike? Just curious.

…..you know, I never really think about my characters DRIVING. AT ALL.

Not that my main story takes place in more-or-less present day time and they have to get to places 10+…

Hahah! Rook and Matteo are my only two characters who have anything human made as transportation. Lonlor has a horse, Nycon has wings, Quinn likes his feet/paws…soooo.

Omigosh, wait. I LIE. Sterling! Blast that elusive turncoat and his plane.

I have a ship made of clouds that can travel only within storm clouds. Or regular clouds too. I dunno, it’s complicated. *shrug*

I need some real means of transport though.

…what if Lonlor has a motorbike though.

Think about it.

Really think about it.

It’s a good thought.

Wait. Lonlor? With a motorbike?

All that makes me think about is how many casts he’s going to need when he crashes it. Multiple times.

Let it be known I don’t like Em anymore, she laughs at Lonlor’s pain.

(I stopped liking Hayden AGES ago. nbd.)

but that’s why Lonlor EXISTS. He is a punching bag. For giggles.

I’m leaving to live in a cave in a desert because I hate you all. And I will paint the cave walls with images of Lonlor having a grand time and being happy. And then I’ll go insane because I’ll have no internet connection.

Look what you did to me! ALL OF YOU.

*distracted by a kitten*

Baaaabyyyyyy. *pets*

What were we talking about?

Nov 30, 201130 notes

tea leaves were my best friends

and they left me

those sons of tea trees

Nov 30, 20113 notes

#i'm on my last pot of tea

theladyem:

pancakeghost:

theladyem:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

theladyem:

pancakeghost:

You guys. Does any of you have a character who rides a motorbike? Just curious.

…..you know, I never really think about my characters DRIVING. AT ALL.

Not that my main story takes place in more-or-less present day time and they have to get to places 10+…

Hahah! Rook and Matteo are my only two characters who have anything human made as transportation. Lonlor has a horse, Nycon has wings, Quinn likes his feet/paws…soooo.

Omigosh, wait. I LIE. Sterling! Blast that elusive turncoat and his plane.

I have a ship made of clouds that can travel only within storm clouds. Or regular clouds too. I dunno, it’s complicated. *shrug*

I need some real means of transport though.

…what if Lonlor has a motorbike though.

Think about it.

Really think about it.

It’s a good thought.

Wait. Lonlor? With a motorbike?

All that makes me think about is how many casts he’s going to need when he crashes it. Multiple times.

Let it be known I don’t like Em anymore, she laughs at Lonlor’s pain.

(I stopped liking Hayden AGES ago. nbd.)

but that’s why Lonlor EXISTS. He is a punching bag. For giggles.

I’m leaving to live in a cave in a desert because I hate you all. And I will paint the cave walls with images of Lonlor having a grand time and being happy. And then I’ll go insane because I’ll have no internet connection.

Look what you did to me! ALL OF YOU.

Nov 30, 201130 notes

Transportation of Hayden's three main (modernish) guys

jadebee:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

Sterling’s plane, an F4 Corsair:

Rook’s car, a 1980s Avenger:

Matteo’s motorcycle, a black 1125R Buell.

Voom voom, boyos! <3

EEEEEEEEEEEE in love with everything.

YAY! Researching their machines is mega fun haha.

I think the research was one of the reasons why I decided to take Jeremy’s car away from him. I was spending too much time looking at pictures of cars and forgot to write hahaha.

Brain parent had to discipline the naughty brain child. Shame on Jeremy for being distracting with his car. SHAME.

Damn right, Elle, hahaha.

Really though. I find his car too much fun and he’s the one to suffer the consequences. That’s not very fair.

(He also used to be a werewolf and a cop and had a gun and his own apartment…all of that is gone… oh the joys of character development. It usually means all the cool stuff is taken away.)

Nov 30, 20117 notes

#I'll give him a kitten though.

godsdragongirl:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

theladyem:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

theladyem:

pancakeghost:

You guys. Does any of you have a character who rides a motorbike? Just curious.

…..you know, I never really think about my characters DRIVING. AT ALL.

Not that my main story takes place in more-or-less present day time and they have to get to places 10+…

Hahah! Rook and Matteo are my only two characters who have anything human made as transportation. Lonlor has a horse, Nycon has wings, Quinn likes his feet/paws…soooo.

Omigosh, wait. I LIE. Sterling! Blast that elusive turncoat and his plane.

I have a ship made of clouds that can travel only within storm clouds. Or regular clouds too. I dunno, it’s complicated. *shrug*

I need some real means of transport though.

…what if Lonlor has a motorbike though.

Think about it.

Really think about it.

It’s a good thought.

Wait. Lonlor? With a motorbike?

All that makes me think about is how many casts he’s going to need when he crashes it. Multiple times.

OH MY GOSH IT’D BE GLORIOUS! I would totally have him try to like, skid under a big rig when escaping. That’d go HORRENDOUSLY array.

Why am I friends with you. I’m going to find some fluffy bunnies and play with them instead.

*leaves*

Umm because we are meant to BE. Bunnies! Hey, thats like, food in Lonlor’s world. *smirks*

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME.

YOU COOKED MY FRIENDS.

No no no no. LONLOR cooked your friends.

Well Lonlor, I don’t think I like you anymore. You may leave.

Poor kid. Lost his only anti-Lonlor injury supporter

He had it coming. Cooking my imaginary bunny friends. Boy’s got some nerves.

Nov 30, 201130 notes

Nov 30, 20114,768 notes

#Karen. No. GTFO. #ilu.

Fatigue

meinvention:

For the past couple of days, I keep waking up and feeling absolutely exhausted. I don’t really know exactly why, as I get at least 8 hours at night. Honestly, I think it has to do with me a) not exercising, b) eating junk (though i’ve primarily eaten healthy), and c) menstrual craziness.

Also, last night I apparently overdid the blankets because I woke up gross and sweaty, which I HATE. SO, what I might do tonight is do some light exercise, have a shower, give myself a midnight bedtime, sleep in my own bed (the one I kept from my parents house and use as a guest bed) and get some real rest instead of being emotionally taxed by my boyfriend’s blanket orgy of a bed. I swear, it’s an untucked mishmash and I hate it.

Hopefully, this will see some improvement tomorrow morning.

I think you should wait till your period calms down and gives you a break. Keep eating healthy till that time, though, and do just some light exercising. You don’t have to run if you don’t feel like it, try something that will keep you in shape in the meantime.

And yes, get some proper rest <3

Nov 30, 20112 notes

#love you sweetness #feel better #drink tea :)

godsdragongirl:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

theladyem:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

theladyem:

pancakeghost:

You guys. Does any of you have a character who rides a motorbike? Just curious.

…..you know, I never really think about my characters DRIVING. AT ALL.

Not that my main story takes place in more-or-less present day time and they have to get to places 10+…

Hahah! Rook and Matteo are my only two characters who have anything human made as transportation. Lonlor has a horse, Nycon has wings, Quinn likes his feet/paws…soooo.

Omigosh, wait. I LIE. Sterling! Blast that elusive turncoat and his plane.

I have a ship made of clouds that can travel only within storm clouds. Or regular clouds too. I dunno, it’s complicated. *shrug*

I need some real means of transport though.

…what if Lonlor has a motorbike though.

Think about it.

Really think about it.

It’s a good thought.

Wait. Lonlor? With a motorbike?

All that makes me think about is how many casts he’s going to need when he crashes it. Multiple times.

OH MY GOSH IT’D BE GLORIOUS! I would totally have him try to like, skid under a big rig when escaping. That’d go HORRENDOUSLY array.

Why am I friends with you. I’m going to find some fluffy bunnies and play with them instead.

*leaves*

Umm because we are meant to BE. Bunnies! Hey, thats like, food in Lonlor’s world. *smirks*

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME.

YOU COOKED MY FRIENDS.

No no no no. LONLOR cooked your friends.

Well Lonlor, I don’t think I like you anymore. You may leave.

Nov 30, 201130 notes

#into a desert. bye.

Transportation of Hayden's three main (modernish) guys

godsdragongirl:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

Sterling’s plane, an F4 Corsair:

Rook’s car, a 1980s Avenger:

Matteo’s motorcycle, a black 1125R Buell.

Voom voom, boyos! <3

EEEEEEEEEEEE in love with everything.

YAY! Researching their machines is mega fun haha.

I think the research was one of the reasons why I decided to take Jeremy’s car away from him. I was spending too much time looking at pictures of cars and forgot to write hahaha.

Nov 30, 20117 notes

godsdragongirl:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

theladyem:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

theladyem:

pancakeghost:

You guys. Does any of you have a character who rides a motorbike? Just curious.

…..you know, I never really think about my characters DRIVING. AT ALL.

Not that my main story takes place in more-or-less present day time and they have to get to places 10+…

Hahah! Rook and Matteo are my only two characters who have anything human made as transportation. Lonlor has a horse, Nycon has wings, Quinn likes his feet/paws…soooo.

Omigosh, wait. I LIE. Sterling! Blast that elusive turncoat and his plane.

I have a ship made of clouds that can travel only within storm clouds. Or regular clouds too. I dunno, it’s complicated. *shrug*

I need some real means of transport though.

…what if Lonlor has a motorbike though.

Think about it.

Really think about it.

It’s a good thought.

Wait. Lonlor? With a motorbike?

All that makes me think about is how many casts he’s going to need when he crashes it. Multiple times.

OH MY GOSH IT’D BE GLORIOUS! I would totally have him try to like, skid under a big rig when escaping. That’d go HORRENDOUSLY array.

Why am I friends with you. I’m going to find some fluffy bunnies and play with them instead.

*leaves*

Umm because we are meant to BE. Bunnies! Hey, thats like, food in Lonlor’s world. *smirks*

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME.

YOU COOKED MY FRIENDS.

Nov 30, 201130 notes

Transportation of Hayden's three main (modernish) guys

godsdragongirl:

Sterling’s plane, an F4 Corsair:

Rook’s car, a 1980s Avenger:

Matteo’s motorcycle, a black 1125R Buell.

Voom voom, boyos! <3

EEEEEEEEEEEE in love with everything.

Nov 30, 20117 notes

godsdragongirl:

theladyem:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

theladyem:

pancakeghost:

You guys. Does any of you have a character who rides a motorbike? Just curious.

…..you know, I never really think about my characters DRIVING. AT ALL.

Not that my main story takes place in more-or-less present day time and they have to get to places 10+…

Hahah! Rook and Matteo are my only two characters who have anything human made as transportation. Lonlor has a horse, Nycon has wings, Quinn likes his feet/paws…soooo.

Omigosh, wait. I LIE. Sterling! Blast that elusive turncoat and his plane.

I have a ship made of clouds that can travel only within storm clouds. Or regular clouds too. I dunno, it’s complicated. *shrug*

I need some real means of transport though.

…what if Lonlor has a motorbike though.

Think about it.

Really think about it.

It’s a good thought.

Wait. Lonlor? With a motorbike?

All that makes me think about is how many casts he’s going to need when he crashes it. Multiple times.

OH MY GOSH IT’D BE GLORIOUS! I would totally have him try to like, skid under a big rig when escaping. That’d go HORRENDOUSLY array.

Why am I friends with you. I’m going to find some fluffy bunnies and play with them instead.

*leaves*

Nov 30, 201130 notes

theladyem:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

theladyem:

pancakeghost:

You guys. Does any of you have a character who rides a motorbike? Just curious.

…..you know, I never really think about my characters DRIVING. AT ALL.

Not that my main story takes place in more-or-less present day time and they have to get to places 10+…

Hahah! Rook and Matteo are my only two characters who have anything human made as transportation. Lonlor has a horse, Nycon has wings, Quinn likes his feet/paws…soooo.

Omigosh, wait. I LIE. Sterling! Blast that elusive turncoat and his plane.

I have a ship made of clouds that can travel only within storm clouds. Or regular clouds too. I dunno, it’s complicated. *shrug*

I need some real means of transport though.

…what if Lonlor has a motorbike though.

Think about it.

Really think about it.

It’s a good thought.

Wait. Lonlor? With a motorbike?

All that makes me think about is how many casts he’s going to need when he crashes it. Multiple times.

Let it be known I don’t like Em anymore, she laughs at Lonlor’s pain.

(I stopped liking Hayden AGES ago. nbd.)

Nov 30, 201130 notes

godsdragongirl:

theladyem:

pancakeghost:

You guys. Does any of you have a character who rides a motorbike? Just curious.

…..you know, I never really think about my characters DRIVING. AT ALL.

Not that my main story takes place in more-or-less present day time and they have to get to places 10+…

Hahah! Rook and Matteo are my only two characters who have anything human made as transportation. Lonlor has a horse, Nycon has wings, Quinn likes his feet/paws…soooo.

Omigosh, wait. I LIE. Sterling! Blast that elusive turncoat and his plane.

I have a ship made of clouds that can travel only within storm clouds. Or regular clouds too. I dunno, it’s complicated. *shrug*

I need some real means of transport though.

…what if Lonlor has a motorbike though.

Think about it.

Really think about it.

It’s a good thought.

Nov 30, 201130 notes

#Steeerliiing #omigosh i need to write some CW replies #and Ridge #and so much other stuff #yesss

Nov 30, 20111,407 notes

#NO. #Go away. #NO. #Freaking Katie you are too pretty to exist.

godsdragongirl:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

pancakeghost:

You guys. Does any of you have a character who rides a motorbike? Just curious.

*points wordlessly to Matteo*

I KNEW IT!!!!

HAHA I KNEW YOU HAD SOMETHING PLANNED. *GRINS*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOUR TAGS DO WANT PLS

Um… I mean… I would be very pleased. To.. you know… READTHESTORY YAY… This is me controlling my emotions. I am very good at it.

Nov 30, 201130 notes

theladyem:

pancakeghost:

You guys. Does any of you have a character who rides a motorbike? Just curious.

…..you know, I never really think about my characters DRIVING. AT ALL.

Not that my main story takes place in more-or-less present day time and they have to get to places 10+ miles away…..Now I’m thinking of giving one of the Ripper guys a motorbike. That might be cool.

Hahaha I had one character who owned a car and few months ago I was like “Nope, not anymore, love” so now they have…uh… feet and trains and …well, some magic nonsense.

But yessss go for a motorcycle, it will be funnnn.

Nov 30, 201130 notes

godsdragongirl:

pancakeghost:

You guys. Does any of you have a character who rides a motorbike? Just curious.

*points wordlessly to Matteo*

I KNEW IT!!!!

Nov 30, 201130 notes

#I really just wanted to do this. #I'm so sorry. #And dude I want to read that story so much you have no idea.

You guys. Does any of you have a character who rides a motorbike? Just curious.

Nov 30, 201130 notes

#I know I don't.

wittyandcharming:

pancakeghost:

I think you’ll all be proud to know I managed to slip a bit of Merlin into my Jane Austen essay.

I called it Two Sides Of The Same Coin.

I started reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies last night. The addition of the undead was a MARKED improvement to the prose.

…WANT.

Seriously, I would love those books so much if there were more magical creatures.

And you know, actually good writing.

Nov 30, 20117 notes

I think you’ll all be proud to know I managed to slip a bit of Merlin into my Jane Austen essay.

I called it Two Sides Of The Same Coin.

Nov 30, 20117 notes

#not that anyone who doesn't watch Merlin will get it #but it made me happy #stupid Jane Austen still missing a page and a half

Nov 30, 20111,117 notes

#LOL I CAN'T

godsdragongirl:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

He busted his knee last night. Ripped it open to the knee cap on a dorm door. He was in the ER getting stitches, seven of them. As he walked out a few hours later, a man came up to him and said “I hire men like you at my restaurant. Here’s my number, call me if you’re ever in need of a part time…

This is the weirdest story ever. Seriously. I don’t know if I should be amused or horrified, so I’m gonna settle for some strange mixture of the two.

Right? Isn’t that weird?! Haha. I’m amused at this point. He’s busted open his head twice, requiring stitches, and cut himself open by accident dozens of times. Now I just nod and go “yeah that’s Cody” haha. Granted, one of the head bustings was my fault. I slammed a driver gold club into his temple when he was three.

…he was standing behind me when I swung and I didn’t know he was there.

NOT going to visit you EVER.

TERRIFIED FOREVER.

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. Nevermind that I could have killed him! Or that his glasses were caked with so much blood they were solid red.

THIS IS NOT THE POINT. He survived, okay?! Hahha

I SAID NO MORE STORIES DAMMIT THIS IS HORRIBLE. That tag made me sick.

Most accident prone person on the planet, your brother.

So, do I understand it correctly - since you did not succeed in killing your brother you decided to start writing and SoF was born? This is my headcanon no one can take it away from me.

HAHA. I’m sorry, that boy just has SO many its not even funny. Well. Okay, yeah, it is. To me. He’s not necessarily accident prone, he’s just… um. Stitches prone!

What! Noooo! I was six years old man. SoF wasn’t even begun.

At this point, I was writing a series of illustrated little books called Spot’s Adventures, which were about a rainbow spotted dog who was also a shape shifter trying to defeat the Evil Queen. (The Evil Queen used to be the main bad guy in ALL my stories/imaginary games when I was younger. She was wickeeed).

asdfghjkl I want a little Hayden

almost killing her brothers

writing stories

adorable

awwwwwwwwwww

I think I didn’t start writing until I was 7. My first story was about 5 girls having a super awesome girl club and having many adventures. I was basically copying my favourite Czech author at that time who wrote about 5 boys having a club and adventures hahaha. I wanted girls to have fun too. (Feminist since birth haha.)

Hahha! She was a good girl, I must say.

Dude that is AMAZING! I love that you did a female version of it! Go you! Ironically most of my stories were about girls until I started writing SoF. Then boys and men and these ridiculous cats took over and I haven’t really looked back…

Haha funny thing, I’m the same now. I have so many male characters I always need to tell myself to stop and think if there’s a balance of power between the male and female characters, because I’d really like it to be there. But I always let my boys have the most fun. Damn those boys.

Nov 30, 201112 notes

#awwww Sof #I think I might finish the book this week #pretty pretty book #yummy book #mmmmm book #oh crap papercuts on tongue #Hayden do not eat books #just kidding #do eat books

godsdragongirl:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

He busted his knee last night. Ripped it open to the knee cap on a dorm door. He was in the ER getting stitches, seven of them. As he walked out a few hours later, a man came up to him and said “I hire men like you at my restaurant. Here’s my number, call me if you’re ever in need of a part time…

This is the weirdest story ever. Seriously. I don’t know if I should be amused or horrified, so I’m gonna settle for some strange mixture of the two.

Right? Isn’t that weird?! Haha. I’m amused at this point. He’s busted open his head twice, requiring stitches, and cut himself open by accident dozens of times. Now I just nod and go “yeah that’s Cody” haha. Granted, one of the head bustings was my fault. I slammed a driver gold club into his temple when he was three.

…he was standing behind me when I swung and I didn’t know he was there.

NOT going to visit you EVER.

TERRIFIED FOREVER.

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. Nevermind that I could have killed him! Or that his glasses were caked with so much blood they were solid red.

THIS IS NOT THE POINT. He survived, okay?! Hahha

I SAID NO MORE STORIES DAMMIT THIS IS HORRIBLE. That tag made me sick.

Most accident prone person on the planet, your brother.

So, do I understand it correctly - since you did not succeed in killing your brother you decided to start writing and SoF was born? This is my headcanon no one can take it away from me.

HAHA. I’m sorry, that boy just has SO many its not even funny. Well. Okay, yeah, it is. To me. He’s not necessarily accident prone, he’s just… um. Stitches prone!

What! Noooo! I was six years old man. SoF wasn’t even begun.

At this point, I was writing a series of illustrated little books called Spot’s Adventures, which were about a rainbow spotted dog who was also a shape shifter trying to defeat the Evil Queen. (The Evil Queen used to be the main bad guy in ALL my stories/imaginary games when I was younger. She was wickeeed).

asdfghjkl I want a little Hayden

almost killing her brothers

writing stories

adorable

awwwwwwwwwww

I think I didn’t start writing until I was 7. My first story was about 5 girls having a super awesome girl club and having many adventures. I was basically copying my favourite Czech author at that time who wrote about 5 boys having a club and adventures hahaha. I wanted girls to have fun too. (Feminist since birth haha.)

Nov 30, 201112 notes

#ALSO: I said HEADCANON and CAN'T TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME #that was where your bloodlust was born #I'm telling you #that was the point

iamsleeping:

loopercalia:

I just want the magic reveal to be as angsty as possible

I want tears

I want shouting

I want disappointment

I want Arthur to banish Merlin

I just need all the angst

I want Arthur to lock Merlin up

I want Agravaine whispering in Arthur’s ear

Telling him magic is evil

Telling him Merlin must die

I want that to be what finally makes Arthur turn on Agravaine

Nov 30, 2011268 notes

#oh look those are all my dreams and hopes for the magic reveal #I want it to hurt as much as possible #I would be offended if Arthur was like LOL OKAY #and I want many episodes to deal with this #an entire season pls

Nov 30, 201119,436 notes

#this is real this is me

godsdragongirl:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

He busted his knee last night. Ripped it open to the knee cap on a dorm door. He was in the ER getting stitches, seven of them. As he walked out a few hours later, a man came up to him and said “I hire men like you at my restaurant. Here’s my number, call me if you’re ever in need of a part time…

This is the weirdest story ever. Seriously. I don’t know if I should be amused or horrified, so I’m gonna settle for some strange mixture of the two.

Right? Isn’t that weird?! Haha. I’m amused at this point. He’s busted open his head twice, requiring stitches, and cut himself open by accident dozens of times. Now I just nod and go “yeah that’s Cody” haha. Granted, one of the head bustings was my fault. I slammed a driver gold club into his temple when he was three.

…he was standing behind me when I swung and I didn’t know he was there.

NOT going to visit you EVER.

TERRIFIED FOREVER.

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. Nevermind that I could have killed him! Or that his glasses were caked with so much blood they were solid red.

THIS IS NOT THE POINT. He survived, okay?! Hahha

I SAID NO MORE STORIES DAMMIT THIS IS HORRIBLE. That tag made me sick.

Most accident prone person on the planet, your brother.

So, do I understand it correctly - since you did not succeed in killing your brother you decided to start writing and SoF was born? This is my headcanon no one can take it away from me.

Nov 30, 201112 notes

#Hayden you horrible horrible creature #notice how you tell me like 5 stories of your brother injuring himself and I focus on the one where you were involved

jamiejedi:

pancakeghost:

jamiejedi:

I’m going to punch you!! You clearly don’t know how gorgeous you are!

Now I feel like I need ALL OF THE SURGERIES, because of you’re “ugly”, what the hell am I?!?

Everyone has their issues and insecurities, love. You see yours when you look into mirror, and they see theirs. You…

You, my little czech doll, are very smart. I know it has a lot to do with thecrowd she hangs out with (she’s dating a pro skater and is always in Hollywood and LA, partying and socializing and what have you). I just hate it when beautiful people think they need surgeries and procedures.

Oh you are absolutely right in this though. Surgeries are so unnecessary in many cases, but people who think they need plastic surgery usually suffer from some serious feeling of inadequacy, something that can’t be fixed by their own doing.

I’m so grateful that even though I have many insecurities about my own body I never considered plastic surgery as an option. Just no, I don’t want some easy way out.

Nov 30, 20114 notes

lupincantsing:

girls just wanna have fun was honestly one of the most disturbing performances glee has ever done like i’m sorry but what

Nov 30, 201158 notes

#THIS #also boring

Nov 30, 2011253 notes

godsdragongirl:

pancakeghost:

godsdragongirl:

He busted his knee last night. Ripped it open to the knee cap on a dorm door. He was in the ER getting stitches, seven of them. As he walked out a few hours later, a man came up to him and said “I hire men like you at my restaurant. Here’s my number, call me if you’re ever in need of a part time…

This is the weirdest story ever. Seriously. I don’t know if I should be amused or horrified, so I’m gonna settle for some strange mixture of the two.

Right? Isn’t that weird?! Haha. I’m amused at this point. He’s busted open his head twice, requiring stitches, and cut himself open by accident dozens of times. Now I just nod and go “yeah that’s Cody” haha. Granted, one of the head bustings was my fault. I slammed a driver gold club into his temple when he was three.

…he was standing behind me when I swung and I didn’t know he was there.

NOT going to visit you EVER.

TERRIFIED FOREVER.

Nov 30, 201112 notes

#omg hahahaha this is so horrible don't tell me any stories anymore

When you know someone who is beautiful and in great shape complain about their looks and talk about cosmetic procedures they want done...

jamiejedi:

I’m going to punch you!! You clearly don’t know how gorgeous you are!

Now I feel like I need ALL OF THE SURGERIES, because of you’re “ugly”, what the hell am I?!?

Everyone has their issues and insecurities, love. You see yours when you look into mirror, and they see theirs. You thinking they are beautiful doesn’t mean they are some standard you need to achieve. And it definitely doesn’t mean your looks are in any way judged by the way those people look. Don’t think you’re anything less than them, just because you have this idea of what beauty is supposed to look like and they happen to fit it. Other people’s insecurities about their own bodies are in no way directed at you and you shouldn’t feel affected by them. But they are just as real as yours.

Nov 30, 20114 notes

I just remembered.

I had a dream. And in that dream I had two dogs who died horrible and bloody deaths on an island where the LOST people had some Hunger Games thing going on. (One of the dogs was killed by a speedboat while swimming, well how freaking lovely, brain, thanks.)

By the end the only survivors were Locke and Charlie and the baby Aaron, which is horribly ironic, isn’t it Charlie, my forever favourite?

But I saw Sawyer die, Sayid too, and I think Jack.

And then I overslept and missed school. just fyi

Nov 30, 20111 note

#this is what my brain does to me #haven't overslept in forever #but i kept waking up and then falling asleep and the dream would always continue and i was tired

so I just downloaded Joseph Campbell’s The Hero With A Thousand Faces and I want to read it NOW

and I want hot chocolate too, and Washifornia and a kitten

Nov 30, 2011

#guys will you think it weird if I name a kitten in my story Loki #you won't I thought so #you are so understanding guys i love you

nowaitninjas:

sometimes when i see someone online who i’m platonically infatuated with, i try to think of posts i can make that would attract their attention

it’s sort of like the internet version of the male peacock parading around and displaying his tail feathers

Nov 30, 20118,780 notes

#omg #dying #so true though

Nov 30, 2011195 notes

#that dressss #i neeeedddsss itttt #precioussss

Nov 30, 2011

#I can't wait to get back home and watch Loki with my brother. #I mean Thor.

Nov 30, 2011

#guys if you were to read my Northanger Abbey essay you would believe I enjoyed that book